i think my favourite sound in the world is people zipping up their pencil cases and bags when a class is about to end
i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like
“sorry i’m not gay”
bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy
make your child stop screaming or I will
A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.
i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about