Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

foxnewsofficial:

i think my favourite sound in the world is people zipping up their pencil cases and bags when a class is about to end

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via s-i-d-d-a-l-l)

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via rainboweatermonster)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

(Source: fingerblaster113, via s-i-d-d-a-l-l)

babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

(via planetaryorbs)

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

(via planetaryorbs)

greatwhiteprivilege:

hot people with tattoos and glasses make me sweat

(via theres-faithinlove)

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